Monday, September 3, 2007

What should I bring to New Zealand ?

A few “suggestions” from Hobbit Travel

Travelers often do not know what to expect when they go to exotic locales such as New Zealand. The worry, “will there be food that I can eat?” and pack twenty processed energy bars just in case; or they will wonder “how ever will I stay clean?” and bring a suitcase full of toiletries; or they will remark, “I better not be stuck without toilet paper!” and bring 2 cases of the stuff.


Well, you should relax and put the stuff away, because New Zealand
has all the creature comforts you might want.

There are, however, a few things a savvy traveler must not
leave home without before they depart to New Zealand.

The List:

1. A suitable American style garment, such as a crass tshirt
or flag hat that lights up and plays the star
spangled banner. This will help the locals identify
you from a long distance and, if so inclined, avoid
you.

2. A money belt. – Just in case you want to drop off in Australia on the way to Middle-earth. The Aussies are all descended from former convicts.:-)

3. Jam. Or else who knows what they will make you
spread on your toast

4. Dagger. To fight orcs or other evil characters from
‘the Lord of the Rings’.

5. Your sense of humor!

Cheers from Hobbit Travel :-)

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